By Deryl Dodd


He could charm a cobra snake out of a fryin’ pan
Then make that snake feel just as happy to crawl in again
It’s amazing how these seven words can suck you in
When he says all the cool kids are doin’ it
Don’t go thinkin’ for one minute that you're in control
‘Cause you can't say no to Larry Joe

Chorus

Larry Joe
Larry Joe
Is it somethin’ in his name
Is it somethin’ in his smile that won't let you walk away
The best advice that I can give is never say hello
‘Cause you can't say no to Larry Joe


If you plan to skip out early better think again
It was ten when you were leavin’ now it's four AM
He’s the master of decidin’ what you're gonna do
When he says let's have one more turns into twenty two
When the sun is comin up he just might let you go
I don't think so
‘Cause you can't say no to Larry Joe

Chorus

Larry Joe
Larry Joe
Is it somethin’ in his name
Is it somethin’ in his smile that won't let you walk away
The best advice that I can give is never say hello
‘Cause you can't say no to Larry Joe

Solo

Chorus

Larry Joe
Larry Joe
Is it somethin’ in his name
Is it somethin’ in his smile that won't let you walk away
The best advice that I can give is never say hello
‘Cause you can't say no to Larry Joe


Try to escape his “Global Beer System” will let him know
‘Cause you can't say no to Larry Joe!